If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em...

...and if ya join 'em, might as well play better than them.

My wife's 1st birdie.

After a smashing drive and a good shot with her 3-wood, she pokes a 8-iron ball to 3 feet from the pin for a tap in birdie.

Men, sometimes you have to let you wife be better than you at things. Men, sometimes they'll be better whether you want them to or not.

She must have had an excellent caddie.