If ya see him out and about, here's a few recommendations to yell his way:
Mr. Mullet
Ape Drape.
Beaver Paddle.
Camero Cut.
Canadian passport.
Hockey hair.
Kentucky waterfall.
Missouri comprimise.
Mudflap.
Neckwarmer.
Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey.
Soccer rocker.
Squirrel pelt.
Tennessee
tophat.
Yep-nope.
Nashville Bi-Level
The Alabama Shag
Shorty Long-Back
Tennessee Tail
Droopy Curtains
Batty Boy Bishop
Oh. Gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Ti. Although I can't wait to use some of the insults from your list! Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey? Yes please!
ReplyDeleteAnd keep your little clippers away from my son! I'm serious about this one.
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